Who knew that a group called, “I hate it when mechanical pencils refuse to use that last half inch of lead” existed? Among the millions of groups that we come across everyday, there exists thousands of incredibly hilarious and funny Facebook groups that we join simply because it’s so ridiculous. So, here now are the funniest Facebook groups everyone should join immediately.
- The Chuck Norris Facts 265,737 members
- Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
- If Chuck Norris has five dollars and you have five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
- In an average living room, there are 1,242 objects that Chuck Norris can kill you with. Including the room itself.
- Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are called The Islands.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- That Waldo is a tricky son of a bitch 88,164 members
- Petition to make Bromance a Relationship Status on Facebook 68,264 members
- I Wish I Were Your Derivative So I Could Lie Tangent To Your Curves! 96,227 members
- People for the Ethical Treatment of Dragons 1,643 members
- CAN YOU LIKE, WALK A LITTLE FASTER OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY?! 806,330 members
- Geometry can kiss my Angle-Side-Side 59,890 members
- Alcohol Improves my Foreign Language! 175,376 members
- I Will Go Out of My Way To Step On a Leaf That Looks Particularly Crunchy 224,913 members
- Who is hotter? Miley Cyrus or Larry King 171 members
- Joey Chestnut is the greatest athlete of my generation 206 members
- “BRB… IM NOT REALLY GOING ANYWHERE, BUT NEITHER IS THIS CONVERSATION” 269,888 members
- COCKBLOCKING is a CRIME! 28,615 members
- All those years I watched Arthur, I never knew what animal he was. 957,803 members
That’s right. For years we’ve been searching for him. Invite your friends and join the hunt! He hides in the shadows and is considered armed (with a cane) and extremely dangerous. He’s approximately 6’3”, brown hair, brown shoes, wearing blue jeans, red and white striped shirt, a matching stocking cap, glasses and he only has 8 fingers.He loves to blend in with large crowds so watch your back! He can see you but you can’t see him!
Bromance – Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males. You all have them, and I know half of you would like to express them, but Facebook won’t allow it.
Also if you are in a Bromance and would like to let it be known to the whole facebook community, send me a message and I’ll put it up in the recent news
Stop the slaughter!
Dragons have rights too!
How would you like it if I ganked you?
We support the ethical treatment of all dragons, half-dragons, wyverns, wyrms, amphiteres, fire lizards, salamanders, serpents, leviathans, behemoths, coatls, basilisks, hydras, fell beasts, ryu-zin (ryu-jin), and other draconic creatures.
Invite your friends and support PETD!
It has happened to all of us- you are hurrying to get somewhere, or are late for class and walking down a crowded hallway, when people decided to walk RIGHT in front of you and SLOW DOWN. And why do people find it absolutely necessary to TEXT as they are WALKING THROUGH A BUSY HALLWAY?!?! CAN’T IT WAIT 5 MINUTES??? And pretty much every girl has their massive TNA bags and you can’t get by them. Or, the worst, that person runs into a friend and has a CONVERSATION in the middle of the hallway! WALK MUCH?!
Sometimes when you’re walking alone things just seem so dull. Then low and behold, you notice a particularly crunchy leaf, and it draws you in. You can’t turn the other way… it’s there… so you step on it. And it makes your journey that much more enjoyable.
I created this group so people could have a hilarious similarity with one another, and laugh about it. I’d noticed a smaller similar group to this, but it was invited only. I think Global was a more appropriate standpoint.
Kevin Jessee (Houston High School) wrote:
“The only way to achieve a perfect crunch is with the right stepping technique. You need to have like a quick rotating step, and aim it right to insure total crunchage.”
-Props to you, Kevin
I can’t decide
Like Rocky defeating Ivan Drago, Joey Chestnut sent Kobayashi to his demise and brought the Mustard Belt back to America where it belongs! His world records in hot dog, waffle, and wing eating make every American glow with pride
For anyone who routinely says BRB on AIM when they aren’t going anywhere and just want to stop a conversation.
Every guy/girl experiences an abrupt stoppage to any potential sexual adventure, due to someone being a dumbass, once and more than once in their life.
This should definitely be a crime and be considered a personal offense. (lol)
The usual cockblockers:
- unattractive friends not receiving any loving
- jealous friends
So if you become a fan of this page, you obviously watched Arthur when you were little and had NO idea what animal Arthur was. Yeah, sure you could look up what animal Arthur is now but when you were little why would you bother!