LonePlacebo.com wants you. Why exactly? It’s quite simply, my friend. I want you because a) you are damn handsome b) you are the second coming of Shakespeare and c) you make Stephen King shudder in his footsteps.
That’s right. I want YOU to write for me. Your talent cannot be ignored. You truly are a one of a kind. So, young Anakin or Ash Ketchum or Frodo, think you are up for the challenge? Step right up then and listen to what I have to say.
LonePlacebo.com is a blog about social media, technology, and design. As the annoying dude at BuySellAds told me, “that’s quite a lot of niches there!” Yes, but screw that.
Some of the topics I write about include Twitter, Facebook, the iPhone, WordPress, and web design. Take a look at some of my posts to see for yourself:
This blog has existed for over 7 months, and that is not counting my old WordPress.com blog. Unfortunately, the Microsoft of my niche, Mashable.com, is stealing a ridiculous portion of market share, along with other sites like Gizmodo and Smashing Magazine. So, here I am, the little guy. The little guy whom everyone bypasses on a regular basis so that they can be fed the same old, unoriginal garbage at my competitors’ sites.
So, let’s make a deal. No, not the type of deal Mark Zuckerberg would make when he was in Harvard.
Write for me.
That’s all I ask for. But, what are the incentives for writing for LonePlacebo.com you cry out?!
Well, let me list them in an easy-to-comprehend bulleted list:
- Extravagant riches (in the form of valueless stock options that may accrue in value in the coming months)
- Instant P Diddy status with the ladies
- Your beautiful name on this blog
- A link to your own blog since links to your site make you go bananas
Yes, a very tempting list of reasons to join the ranks of LonePlacebo.com. So, what is it gonna be?
INTERESTED???? Then head on over to the Contact Page, fill it out, tell me what you want to write about, and BAM! we can say, “Done deal, baby! Dont deal!”
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