Now that you’ve torn apart Facebook with your incessant status updates, you set your eyes upon your next target: Twitter. The prospects bode well for you; unlike Facebook, Twitter allows you to broadcast your tweets to anyone across the world. Anyone. Take that Facebook privacy settings!
Your assignment is clear: you want to gain attention on Twitter. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt reigned supreme for months as the king and queen of attention. “Outrage!” you cried out loud at your neighbor’s cat. No one deserves the title of attention whore more than you.
With that, I now bring you 12 types of tweets that always attract attention, guaranteed.
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